{"id":859,"date":"2012-02-07T10:41:27","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T09:41:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=859"},"modified":"2012-02-07T10:41:27","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T09:41:27","slug":"blague-du-jour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=859","title":{"rendered":"Blague du jour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Une fermi\u00e8re du Rwanda,<br \/>\nQui \u00e9tait Hutu de surcro\u00eet,<br \/>\nQuitte sa case et sa smala<br \/>\nPour le march\u00e9 de Kampala.<\/p>\n<p>Elle veut honorer sa tribu<br \/>\nD\u00b4un beau chapon gras et dodu.<br \/>\nMais elle \u00e9tait peu fortun\u00e9e,<br \/>\nEt le marchand Tutsi, rus\u00e9,<br \/>\nRefusa de baisser le prix<br \/>\nDu chapon par elle choisi.<\/p>\n<p>Me le donnerais-tu,<br \/>\nDit la cliente Hutu,<br \/>\nContre une g\u00e2terie<br \/>\nSur ton beau bengali ?<\/p>\n<p>A voir, dit le vendeur,<br \/>\nDe cette g\u00e2terie quelle serait la valeur ?<br \/>\nVaudrait elle un chapon ?<br \/>\nIl m\u00b4en faudrait la preuve pour de bon.<\/p>\n<p>Aussit\u00f4t la bougresse s\u00b4enfouit sous le boubou,<br \/>\nEt vite fait jaillir la s\u00e8ve du bambou.<br \/>\nJ\u00b4ai gagn\u00e9 le chapon, s\u00b4exclame l\u00b4innocente,<br \/>\nLa bouche encore pleine du produit de la vente.<\/p>\n<p>Que nenni\u00b4 lui r\u00e9pond le volailler acerbe<br \/>\nTout comme la figure, le chapon tu as perdu<br \/>\nCar comme le dit notre si beau proverbe :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Turlute Hutu, Chapon point eu\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une fermi\u00e8re du Rwanda, Qui \u00e9tait Hutu de surcro\u00eet, Quitte sa case et sa smala Pour le march\u00e9 de Kampala. Elle veut honorer sa tribu D\u00b4un beau chapon gras et dodu. Mais elle \u00e9tait peu fortun\u00e9e, Et le marchand Tutsi, rus\u00e9, Refusa de baisser le prix Du chapon par elle choisi. Me le donnerais-tu, Dit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=859\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Blague du jour&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=859"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":860,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859\/revisions\/860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}