{"id":839,"date":"2012-01-27T14:22:52","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T13:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=839"},"modified":"2012-01-27T14:22:52","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T13:22:52","slug":"la-blague-du-jour-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=839","title":{"rendered":"La blague du jour"},"content":{"rendered":"
J’ai visit\u00e9 un asile psychiatrique et j’ai demand\u00e9 au directeur :<\/p>\n

– Comment pouvez-vous dire si une personne a besoin d’\u00eatre intern\u00e9e ?<\/p>\n

– Nous remplissons une baignoire avec de l’eau et nous leur offrons 1 petite cuill\u00e8re, 1 tasse ou 1 seau, en leur demandant de vider la baignoire.<\/p>\n

– Je vois… Une personne normale aurait choisi le seau parce qu’il est plus gros, c’est \u00e7a ?<\/p>\n

– Non. Une personne normale retirerait le bouchon de la baignoire… Vous voulez une chambre avec ou sans fen\u00eatre ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

J’ai visit\u00e9 un asile psychiatrique et j’ai demand\u00e9 au directeur : – Comment pouvez-vous dire si une personne a besoin d’\u00eatre intern\u00e9e ? – Nous remplissons une baignoire avec de l’eau et nous leur offrons 1 petite cuill\u00e8re, 1 tasse ou 1 seau, en leur demandant de vider la baignoire. – Je vois… Une personne…<\/p>\n

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