{"id":2432,"date":"2014-03-19T09:46:37","date_gmt":"2014-03-19T08:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=2432"},"modified":"2014-03-19T09:46:37","modified_gmt":"2014-03-19T08:46:37","slug":"la-blague-du-jour-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=2432","title":{"rendered":"La blague du jour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><Antoine> J&rsquo;AI FINI MA VAISSELLE!<br \/>\n<Manon> Gg!<br \/>\n<Antoine> Merci. \u00c7a m\u00e9rite un HF!<br \/>\n<Manon> \u00ab\u00a0A vaincu le boss Vaisselle. R\u00e9compense -> d\u00e9couverte d&rsquo;un nouvel objet: \u00c9vier!\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n<Antoine> Nouvelle comp\u00e9tence disponible: vous pouvez maintenant vous brosser les dents hors de la douche.<br \/>\n<Manon> Lvl up! Nouvel objectif: \u00e9liminer toutes les chaussettes sales dans la zone Chambre.<br \/>\n<Antoine> L\u00e0 il va me falloir un raid!<br \/>\n<Manon> Je passe mon tour, j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 fini la qu\u00eate hier. Mais le probl\u00e8me c&rsquo;est que \u00e7a repop vite ces trucs.<br \/>\n<Antoine> Et c&rsquo;est pas ma sp\u00e9 flemme qui va m&rsquo;aider. <\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Marie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;AI FINI MA VAISSELLE! Gg! Merci. \u00c7a m\u00e9rite un HF! \u00ab\u00a0A vaincu le boss Vaisselle. R\u00e9compense -> d\u00e9couverte d&rsquo;un nouvel objet: \u00c9vier!\u00a0\u00bb Nouvelle comp\u00e9tence disponible: vous pouvez maintenant vous brosser les dents hors de la douche. Lvl up! Nouvel objectif: \u00e9liminer toutes les chaussettes sales dans la zone Chambre. L\u00e0 il va me falloir un&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=2432\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;La blague du jour&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2432"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2433,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432\/revisions\/2433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}