– Pour qu’un enfant soit sage, on lui donne un ballon
\n– Et quand il n’est pas sage ?
\n– On le cr\u00e8ve
\n– Le ballon ?
\n– Oui, aussi, si tu veux… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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