{"id":1360,"date":"2012-10-08T14:02:25","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T12:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=1360"},"modified":"2012-10-08T14:02:25","modified_gmt":"2012-10-08T12:02:25","slug":"la-blague-du-jour-ca-faisait-longtemps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=1360","title":{"rendered":"La blague du jour (\u00e7a faisait longtemps)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dans l\u2019avion Paris\/Tokyo, le commandant de bord s\u2019adresse aux passagers un quart d\u2019heure apr\u00e8s le d\u00e9collage :<br \/>\n&#8211; Mesdames, mesdemoiselles, messieurs, bonjour !<br \/>\nC\u2019est le commandant de bord qui vous parle !<br \/>\nBienvenue \u00e0 bord ! Vous participez au premier vol exp\u00e9rimental d\u2019un avion de ligne enti\u00e8rement pilot\u00e9 par ordinateur.<br \/>\nLe d\u00e9collage s\u2019est pass\u00e9 \u00e0 merveille.<br \/>\nNous sommes actuellement, et pour toute la dur\u00e9e du vol, en pilotage automatique.<br \/>\nC\u2019est l\u2019ordinateur qui proc\u00e8dera aussi \u00e0 l\u2019atterrissage.<br \/>\nN\u2019ayez aucune inqui\u00e9tude : s\u2019il y avait le moindre probl\u00e8me, je me remettrais imm\u00e9diatement aux commandes\u2026 imm\u00e9diatement aux commandes\u2026 imm\u00e9diatement aux commandes\u2026 imm\u00e9diatement aux commandes\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans l\u2019avion Paris\/Tokyo, le commandant de bord s\u2019adresse aux passagers un quart d\u2019heure apr\u00e8s le d\u00e9collage : &#8211; Mesdames, mesdemoiselles, messieurs, bonjour ! C\u2019est le commandant de bord qui vous parle ! Bienvenue \u00e0 bord ! Vous participez au premier vol exp\u00e9rimental d\u2019un avion de ligne enti\u00e8rement pilot\u00e9 par ordinateur. Le d\u00e9collage s\u2019est pass\u00e9 \u00e0&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=1360\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;La blague du jour (\u00e7a faisait longtemps)&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1361,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions\/1361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}