{"id":1032,"date":"2012-05-03T14:47:59","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T12:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2012-05-03T14:47:59","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T12:47:59","slug":"la-blague-du-jour-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=1032","title":{"rendered":"La blague du jour :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C&rsquo;est un singe qui rentre dans un bar.<br \/>\nIl s&rsquo;approche du barman et lui demande : \u00ab\u00a0Bonjour, vous avez des bananes?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nLe barman lui r\u00e9pond que non, il n&rsquo;a pas de bananes.<\/p>\n<p>Le lendemain, le singe revient, s&rsquo;approche du barman: \u00ab\u00a0Et aujourd&rsquo;hui, vous avez des bananes?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nLe barman, un peu \u00e9nerv\u00e9: \u00ab\u00a0Non, on a pas de bananes&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le jour d&rsquo;apr\u00e8s, toujours la m\u00eame question.<br \/>\nCette fois, le barman s&rsquo;\u00e9nerve: \u00ab\u00a0\u00c9coute sale singe, on a pas de bananes, et la prochaine fois que tu me demandes ca je te cloue la gueule sur le comptoir\u00a0\u00bb.<br \/>\nLe singe s&rsquo;en va donc.<\/p>\n<p>Le lendemain, il revient, s&rsquo;approche du comptoir.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Bonjour, vous avez des clous?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Euh&#8230;. non\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Vous avez des bananes?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&rsquo;est un singe qui rentre dans un bar. Il s&rsquo;approche du barman et lui demande : \u00ab\u00a0Bonjour, vous avez des bananes?\u00a0\u00bb Le barman lui r\u00e9pond que non, il n&rsquo;a pas de bananes. Le lendemain, le singe revient, s&rsquo;approche du barman: \u00ab\u00a0Et aujourd&rsquo;hui, vous avez des bananes?\u00a0\u00bb Le barman, un peu \u00e9nerv\u00e9: \u00ab\u00a0Non, on a pas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/?p=1032\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;La blague du jour :)&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1033,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adwyldan.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}